South Park Big Bang

The Universal Law of Gravitation and Other Stories



art by Friggingodess

inspired by the fic The Universal Law of Gravitation and Other Stories
written by SleepySheep683



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"Okay, I see your point, and it's sweet, I guess —" Bebe leant across the table and grabbed a few fries from the basket in front of them — "but I just don't think it's a valid lifestyle choice anymore. Divorce is easier to come by, co-habiting is pretty common; people don't have to put up and shut up the way they used to." She dipped her fries in the ketchup on Kyle's plate and slowly ate them. "It's probably better to have had a few sexual partners, and to have had sex with your future husband or wife, before you get married. Then you're never wondering if there's something better out there, because you've tried it out. What happens if you're both there in the honeymoon suite and you just don't click sexually? How much would that suck?"

- excerpt from The Universal Law of Gravitation and Other Stories



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