Category: SPBB 2012 fics

Although this story was not received, SPBB is pleased to present the artwork created for it.




I wish I had more hands so I could more easily do my favorite activities simultaneously. I have a cigarette between my lips, my dick in my left hand, and the computer mouse in my right hand. There are no more hands left for me to pop pills or make Easy Mac or organize Petunia's young.

This is a serious flaw in my design. My useless piece of shit body can't even juggle those simple ass tasks.

There are tears in my eyes—fuck—seriously—am I crying? Crying and wanking?