This idea has been kicking around in my head for a while, and I'm glad I finally got the motivation to write it. It's been a long time since I wrote anything substantial, for this fandom or any other, so I'm very excited about this! Since this is an AU, sort of, I took a couple of liberties, the most important one being that Kyle is not diabetic in this story. It seemed too impossible for him to survive for very long without insulin, proper supplies, and a way to keep the insulin cool, so I decided to cut that part of his character out (as much as it pained me to do so). South Park has ignored it for over ten seasons, so hopefully it's okay that I ignored it, too. I'm pretty sure they forgot that he's supposed to be diabetic, anyway.